The Minion Challenge

Minions are small, yellow, feisty creatures that serve only the baddest villains of all time. They have served villains from Napoleon to Dracula. Most recently, Minions served the evil genius Felinious Gru, from Despicable Me. Sure, these minions are cute, comical, and up to no good. But, to me, these little guys DOMINATE the world today. My boyfriend's sister brought up the point that you cannot go a single day without seeing a Minion. These little yellow creatures are everywhere. 

For instance...do you want some simple Kraft Macaroni and Cheese? 

Well here, also-- have a Minion.

Do you need to drive anywhere?

 

Oh! Look! Two Minions on the side of the road! How convenient?

Hey, how about a Tic Tac to tide you over until lunch?

MINIONS.

How about a nice getaway trip to Vegas?

 

Don't worry, there are *creepy* Minions there, too. 

But alas, surely I won't see any Minions on a college campus today. 

BUT I LOOK UP FROM MY PHONE AND APPARENTLY IT IS BRING YOUR KID TO SCHOOL DAY BECAUSE I SEE A TINY HUMAN WITH A TINY MINION ON HIS BACK AND ALL HOPE IS LOST.

Therefore I stand by my argument that you can't go a day without seeing a Minion.